|September 8, 2009
Over the hill? You may be, if . . .
1 You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2 You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3 At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4 Your back goes out but you stay home.
5 You wake up looking like your driver's' license photo.
6 It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7 When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8 When happy hour is a nap.
9 When you're on vacation and your e...